METAL IsLaND Navy

The METAL IsLaND Navy
The METAL IsLaND Navy is a mighty fleet that defends the island of METAL IsLaND. It is commanded by Admiral Neville.

It was once composed of three different ships: Nowadays, the ships are decommissioned until the next time Marmaduke attacks METAL IsLaND.
 * 1) The HMV Saucy Nigel: A large sailing ship converted into a warship by adding a lovely flag and a machine that propels potatoes with a fire extinguisher.
 * 2) Sally Moo's Revenge: A Swanboat with the swans head reconstructed to look like Yorkshire Badger complete with dagger teeth and honker.
 * 3) Nev's Tub: A inflatable dingy with a single panel that Admiral Neville bought on his holidays to Graham's Graden and sometimes brings a elastic band gun with him during battles, like the Battle of Margarine Cove.

History
The METAL IsLaND Navy was originally set up during the first war against The Evil Marmaduke Empire, with the incredibly heroic and legally blind Captain Nigel taking charge of the three vessels.

During The Battle of Margarine Cove, Captain Nigel was critically wounded and Admiral Neville took command of the HMV Saucy Nigel, the Flagship, and turned a crushing defeat into a glorious victory.

Captain Nigel is buried in the Flapping Oats Cemetery and Porridge Farm as the wounds from the battle took a turn for the worst and died of a tummy ache.