The Battle for the Bath

The Battle for the Bath (often abbreviated to TB4TB) was a 7 year conflict spanning over an area of 2 metres. Over the 7 year conflict more than 11 casualties were reported (4 from food poisoning and 7 from staplers).

In 1770 a small group of Marmaduke supporters claimed The Bath as The Evil Marmaduke Empire territory. The Clambers Society of Middle-Aged Biker Dads, who built The Bath originally in 920 BC, were on holiday when The Evil Marmaduke Empire made their claim. Once TCSMABD returned from a nice, refreshing holiday in PAMP Territory, they were saddened to see Marmaduke supporters in The Bath. The Marmaduke supporters were not even telling funny jokes, just horrible racist ones aimed at people from Charade Island.

It was originally suggested that the two sides of the conflict split the bath down the hot and cold taps. After a two week ceasefire Sammy Two-Knuckles reached over to add some extra cold water and accidentally laughed at one of his colleagues jokes, which made The Marmaduke supporters very cross. This event kicked off the events known as The Battle for the Bath II.