Lord Malcolm

Lord Malcolm
Level: 32

Strength: 18

Charisma: 3

Maximum Jump Height: 6

Special Skills: Gardening and tea.

Quote: "If you don't know what it is: Eat it!"

About
Lord Malcolm Swims in the benevolent Lord of METAL CaSTLe, and everyone loves him an awful lot because he edits the Wikia Page.

His nemesises include:

Mark Swash-a

Admiral Neville

Lord Claud (Of Smug Island)

Barry Neil, from Mum's Bakery

and, of course, his Arch Rival Marmaduke (from The Evil Marmaduke Empire).

Lord Malcolm sings Lead Vocals in METAL CaSTLe, and also plays Lead Guitar because there is only one Guitar on METAL IsLaND and it belongs to Admiral Neville but he doesn't really use it anyway.

Early Life
"Lord" Malcolm Swims was born at St Julie's Underwater Hospital on METAL IsLaND on October 32st 1820. His mother, Lord Mum, worked in a bakery which he later turned into METAL CaSTLe, after some minor refurbishment.

Lord Malcolm attended St Michael's Church of England Primary, where he met Marmaduke who later became his Arch Rival and reason for the creation of METAL CaSTLe. During school Lord Malcolm excelled at Gardening and Other Horticultural Activities with a Triple Distinction Backflap Award, and was given a scholarship to the prestidge Blackbrooks Garden Centre and University where he studied for a PhD in Gardenology and wrote a 25,000 research report on Garden Trowel Physics (not to confused with Cement Trowel Physics).

After his completed his PhD, due to the poor job market, Lord Malcolm was forced to find employment as a daytime receptionist at Cats, Cats and More Cats Cat Sanctuary. After 12 years he was finally promoted to Senior daytime receptionist and moved to the "front" desk, where he met his long term bandmate (and later; friend) Admiral Neville on his first day at the elavated position and handed in his notice the very same day to pursue a music-based career because there was more money in it.